Pitchers and Catchers report!
So, this is good news for the Tigers. Because they have Dontrelle Willis and he’s the second coming of Christ. He’s my big, black baby Jesus, all wrapped up in swaddling clothes. And I’m going to love him, and hug him and treat him like he’s my very own. Well, at least until he gets down by five runs in the second inning of his first start. Then I’ll be cursing the day that the Tigers ever thought that a fish could make it. But, on the bright side, at least we did something. What exactly was it that the Cards did in the offseason? I’m just asking. Don’t hate me cuz I’m right, hate me because I’m beautiful.