A Not-So-Intelligent Analogy

Earlier this week, Senator Hillary Clinton, while feeling immense pressure to get out of the democratic race that she can’t possibly win without tearing apart the party, again proved her desperateness and questionable rationality during a speech in Pennsylvania.  It was there that the former first lady likened herself to the hardened fighter from the Rocky film franchise:

Hillary_Clinton_2008.JPG“Could you imagine if Rocky Balboa had gotten halfway up those art
museum stairs and said, ‘Well, I guess that’s about far enough’? That’s
not the way it works… Let me tell you something. When it comes to finishing the fight, Rocky and I have a lot in common. I never quit.”

rocky.jpgThis quote (and the subsequent authoritative tone with which she gave it) is disturbing on many levels.  First of all, Rocky may not have quit, but he still lost the damn fight.  And while that was entertaining in itself, it didn’t work out well for him, especially since Apollo Creed turned his face into mush.  Secondly, while it was a great film that reached all audiences, the sequels went on ad nauseum, quite like the Clinton campaign.  By the time the fifth movie came out, people were uninterested in the tired underdog plot lines that never seemed to change from one film to the next.  Only with the death of Apollo Creed in Rocky IV were audiences buzzing about the Rocky series again, which was heightened when Rocky had to face a Soviet robot while we were still in a cold war, so you can see how easy it was for us to be hypnotized by that. 

But the third, and most important point, is the simple fact that Rocky Balboa wasn’t real.   He was a fictional character in a fictional world that had fictional problems which gave him a fictional reason not to quit.  The sad part is many U.S. Americans probably haven’t made this connection — and probably never will because they don’t care.

If I were a Clinton speech writer, I would’ve advised her to use a much more prevalent and tangible analogy — one questioning what would’ve happened had the 2007 Philadelphia Phillies decided to quit before September.  What if, seeing how far back in the standings they were behind the Mets with a only a few precious weeks left, J-Rol, R-How and C-Ut decided it was no use to keep fighting?  What if Jamie Moyer would’ve hung it up?  What if the Phanatic had retired his silliness?

Of course, no matter how you look at it, even this analogy wouldn’t quite ring the Liberty Bell.  I mean, unless Barack Obama suddenly loses the ability to pitch in meaningful games and keep his batting average above the Mendoza line, she still doesn’t have a chance.

Don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.

Peace,

Jeffy

9 Comments

Too bad for her they aren’t in a bowling match! Keep up the good work!

totally agree. I can’t stand any politician who so obviously tries to ingratiate them self with the American people. So fake.

I feel ya, Angels Fan. By the way, it’s pretty obvious from that Rocky picture that he was on some serious PEDs before filming began. Ah… the messages we send to our youth.

-Jeff

Personally I think that Hillary is staying in the race in the hope that something dreadful emerges about Obama and he has to step down. There’s no other logic to it (apart from dumb pride).

http://arizonaviaslough.mlblogs.com/

You’re probably right on that, Russell. You know, I still am not allowed to comment on your blog. What’s up with that!?

-Jeff

I just don’t like you! Actually it’s an MLBlog thing-I’m actually not allowed to comment on Diamondhacks but if I type the comment before the page is fully loaded it’s ok.
MLB are currently “looking in to this problem”.

Some would contend Hillary isn’t real, either… 8)

Michael Norton – Some Clubhouse
http://www.someclubhouse.com

Rocky primarily represents two things to me. Tenacity and underdog-ism. I think Clinton can make a very credible argument she’s more tenacious than Obama, in the sense of a bulldog personality, so evoking Rocky to drive that home makes sense politically.

The underdog argument, not so much, and evoking Rocky in that vein rings false, IMO. I’m guessing alot of women disagree with that and identify with her struggling / succeeding in a world of men. But as a guy – a white guy – I have difficulty seeing this well connected former First Lady as an “underdog” figure against a true outsider like Obama. And that’s regardless of the delegate count.

http://diamondhacks.blogspot.com/

Matt, I still can’t get over the fact that you went to school with Anne Coulter and you are still alive. Wow.

-Jeff

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