Letter to the Editor(s)

As a man of the People, I am not adverse to opening up myself to the other side — to hear what the opposition has to say, to understand their positions and to really look at the world from their points of view.  This willingness towards transparency is a fundamental step in creating good policy; and quite frankly, such idealistic strides are what makes being an US American so special.

That being said, even I have my limits.  Rude, callous and hurtful remarks defaming my dear mother are not only uncalled for, they’re sophomoric and as I have said here before, I refuse to acknowledge any like correspondences.

writing_letter.jpgWell, finally, this freakazoid (who won’t tell me his name) left my mother out of his hateful emails, so I thought, why not post some snippets here to show the dear readers just what kind of nutcase I have to deal with on a daily basis.  He hides behind a computer, masked by the interweb; I know him only as:

cubluvr1995@yahoo.com

…and he is absolutely chock full of misguided wrath. 

Again, I receive a lot of hate mail; and that’s totally fine.  I enjoy it — welcome it actually — but this guy is so off-the-charts that I might sleep better if he just disappeared.  In fact, this vigilante posting of mine is done in part because I’d like to leave a record of his nastiness — just in case I happen to disappear myself.

Remember, this is just a small sampling.  I have edited nothing accept expletives (there are a lot, so hang in there) and though I may have taken some liberties in what sections I’ve shared below, I assure you nothing has been added or deleted that would distort the integrity or purpose of the emails themselves. 

Shall we?

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Monday, June 30, 2008

“…Why dont you write me back you f****** ***hole?  You know the cubs will kill you guys in any day or time. you dont even know how to write man prolly coz your a b*****. i bet you cry in your bed at night wishin you had something to look forward to haha lol or are you just another f****** f*g like all the other cardnl fans i know…”

Wednesday, July 2, 2008

“…hey f** boy f*** you and f*** albert pujols. pooholes. lol what a f****** f****t name in the first place you peace of s***. no one reads your f****** blog coz its stupid and dumb and you dont even know how to write it. i rotfl coz every time i think about how jthe cardnals s**k so bad i think your prolly crying about it like a little b****…”

Thursday, July 3, 2008

“something we can all appreciate? im a stats guy and i know that you cant even tell the diffrence between a f****** win and a loss. when was the last time the sox even won a world series? so what the cards won one f****** time this decade. you f*g* and b*****s are sox fans thats why no one goes to the games coz their scared to see them and gangbangers all at the sox park. and albert pujols is a juicer too and you know it if you dont say you do you lie like you do every day on your stupid retarded blog. everyone knows it why do you think they are behind the cubs now. i can prolly kick your a** so just do it. you wanna throw? come to division and clybourn any day of the week and meet a real f****** man!!! hahaahha. prolly couldnt find it write if u wanted to. i f****** hate s***for brains cardinal fans. especially you do you even know the cubs are in first or yare you blind. right. cant read ib et too. if the world series was today who woudl f****** be there? if its today we already won the whole f****** thing your prolly crying like a b****!!! id burn you and you cant stop it!!!!!”

Sunday, July 6, 2008


“hahahhahah. number five my a**. whod you hafta bl** to get that you b****. like anybody even reads your blog what a stupid belief. mr. this and mr. that you think you oh so f****** tough and smart you say but you say it like f****** peace of s*** and well your not smart and i would beat the s*** out of you for the stupid things you say which arent even true…”

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

“lol that you could even think about getting erin andrews you b**** theres no way shed go for you who wares f****** glasses. you think you know what to even do with a girl like that you think she wants to here your stupid f****** bulls*** p**** *ss stories that arent even true? your righting is not even as good as f****** kid could do it. when lou gets his ring again its not gonna just be one lame *ss ring like boozer larussa who got drunk and drove a car and fell asleep like the b**** he is lou will get back to back to back rings at least and thats if z leaves. if he stays then you can bet we will get even more and youll be crying like the b**** you are f*g bob howry would kill you with his fastball and i know for f******* sure coz he knows me from mesa every year i go he saw me at applebees and talked so f*** you and there i told you you dont know s*** about baseball…”

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So there you have it, folks.  A brief snapshot of the lovely, uplifting, always poetic words from cubluvr1995.  My best guess makes him a pimply faced, braces-wearing, fat kid who has no life outside of Halo, X-men comics and Red Bull. 

Maybe now that I’ve acknowledged his “grievances” and shared them with the public, he’ll finally leave me alone.

But I am prepared that he probably won’t.  He hates me.  He hates because he knows I’m right… and it’s killing him.

Peace,

Jeffy

10 Comments

Holy cow, Jeff!

It’s a little startling that someone you’ve never met would get so riled up and would be so angry with you. This can only mean two things:

1. You’re a very good writer.

2. He has man-love for you.

Steve T
http://soxblog.mlblogs.com

OK,OK I’ll stop writing them.

http://arizonaviaslough.blogspot.com/

Watch your back just the same this guy is a real nut case. It is just baseball after all

I’m glad that someone has finally spoken up with the same hatred and need for demise as I have for you Jeff. No, I’m just kidding. I got nothing but luv (not love) for you.

On a further note, this dude sounds like a complete d-bag with nothing to look forward to in his life than to try to bash you and jerk off to pictures of Lou and other Cubbies. This guy needs to go back and get his G.E.D. There are more words that you can write in your emails other than F**k, F*g, B***h, *ss, etc. Plus, spelling words correctly is not a recommendation or option, it is actually how you are supposed to write.

I am proud that I serve my country and have the honor of preserving the rights of my fellow countrymen. However, in instances like this, it is a shame that freedom of speech is allowed to a dumb*ss. Keep up the good work Jeff.

Jeez, I gathered from the posts that Allen didn’t agree much with you but I had no idea . . . 8)

Michael Norton
Some Clubhouse

Thanks for the support, fellas. No firebombs at my house yet, but I’m sleeping with one eye open (russell) (jk). I am happy to report that I haven’t received any new emails from cubluvr since posting this. We’ll see. Allen, if it’s reall you as Michael suggests, watch out brother…

–Jeff

As a lifelong Cub fan, I’m disgusted by the e-mails this person is sending you Jeff. I’ve only been reading RSBS for a few months (and while the Cub references do sting) I find most everything you write to be entertaining to say the least. I take everything you write with a grain of salt…not only am I a Cub fan, but I’m also consider myself a conservative :) I enjoy reading RSBS and l’ll have you know that not all Cub fans are cowardly idiots like this person. I take pride in my Cubbies as I’m sure you do in your Cardinals, and, just like you, I say hateful and hurtful things about other teams and other players. However, nobody, not even you Jeff :), should be subjected to this torrent of gibberish from someone who obviously hasn’t passed 3rd grade. Much love from a true blue Cubbie fan……and by the way, I love you because you’re wrong. ;)
Steph

Steph — Thank you for the kind words and the support. As a Cardinals fan (and White Sox supporter), I was taught from a young age to strongly dislike (or hate) the Cubbies for the simply for rivalry’s sake. I know Cub fans are raised the same way. Of course, eduated people like us know that this is strictly a concept, not an actual deathwish on living, eating, breathing human beings. It should never go as far as hating an actual person or persons. It’s more just the red “C” on the blue cap… the goat, Leon Durham and Pat Hughes, etc. That’s all. Conservatives… now that’s a different ballgame all together ;-)

–Jeff

Hey,
I am Jeff’s Kid sister(the youngest) and that dude sounds like he is my age. Ok, i dont spell write(lol..right) but i wright better than that. I have seen worse but…man..better stay safe my bro.

May God Bless,
Cara ‘n Secret

“You forgot one important thing mate…I’m Captain Jack Sparrow!”(LOL)

the Wright Brothers, could write better, Right?(lol i had to say it and get it out of my system…)

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