Who is Joe Six-Pack?

Much like Ayn Rand posed the immortal question “Who is John Galt” in “Atlas Shrugged,” politicos across the United States have been asking “Who is Joe Six-Pack” ever since the governor from Alaska (and Ayn Rand’s intellectual red-headed step-child) popped on to the scene.

Stairs_homerun.jpgWell, we here at RSBS have some good news. We now know who Joe Six-Pack is and even have video evidence of his heroics. That’s right. Matt Stairs is this previously unidentified individual. Seriously, look at the guy. How is he a baseball player? I’m pretty sure I’ve seen this guy before working down at the mill with John Edwards’ father.

Now, I know people say these kinds of things about baseball players all the time and talk about their weight and all that. But Matt Stairs is the most ordinary looking person I’ve ever seen. The best part of last night’s pinch-hit home run was when the camera followed him into the dugout and focused on his bald head as he changed from the batting helmet back to his cap. Here’s the thing. If I ran into him at my local CVS I wouldn’t say, “Hey, that’s Matt Stairs.” No, I’d wonder what this denizen of the fly-over states was doing in my posh DC drugstore.

But, this is all part of what makes baseball the American pastime. Ordinary looking guys like Matt Stairs can be heroes into their 40′s and we can imagine ourselves in their place. It’s the sporting equivalent of p0rn. And Joe Six-Pack, just like p0rn, is one of those things you know when you see.

-A

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Joe-Six-Pack looked like he needed an oxygen tank in the dugout. It was a rocket out of LA and to the World Series for the Phils!

Good Luck against Tampa, Philly will need it!!

John
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The scary thing is that I WOULD recognize Matt Stairs in my local drugstore. I was in an elevator in Baltimore and out stepped Jim Fregosi. I said hi and shook his hand and even he seemed stunned that anybody recognized him. He said with an embarrassed shrug, “I’m only a scout now.” I never forget a face, even if it looks like Matt Joe-Six-Pack Stairs. (We all have our “talents.”)

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I have a couple guys that look like Stairs on my men’s slo-pitch team. They drink Guiness and cook some tasty bratwurst.

I’m proud of Stairs, and that homerun. He’s been a solid player for the Jays over the past two years.
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