A Bipartisan, U.S. American Plea to Dear Readers Galore
Our day has come, my fellow Americans.
And now is the time. Now is the time to be heard.
Now is the time to count.
So it is with great pride, dear readers, that at this historic moment I shed my Cardinal red in favor of the stars and stripes forever. I gladly reach across the proverbial aisle and shake the hand of the Cub fan who spit on me, who kicked me, who urinated on my shoe.
We may not love one another; but we both love the greatest game on earth.
And likewise, our shared passion for making a difference in this great nation will bring us together on November 4th. For on this day we are not Cardinal fans, Cub fans, Democrats nor Republicans: we’re Americans and we have a duty to fulfill.
So join us, Astros fans. Join us, Brewers fans. Tiger fans. Yankee fans. Red Sox fans. Join us in the celebration of what our forefathers fought so hard to provide us.
Get out on November 4th and vote.
It’s your god given right.
You deserve to be heard.
And don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.