Fire Sales and Ball Busters

Since I am not the same erudite fount of loquaciousness as my friend Mr. Lung, I’m going to keep this brief. Really, all I have is two questions.

farnsworth cries.jpgNumber one, when did the Padres become the Florida Marlins? At least the Marlins won a couple championships before their fire sales. Seriously guys, Jake Peavy and Khalil Greene? I prefer to look on the bright side with this, though. What I’m hoping is that the Padres will decide to replenish by adding some dead weight from the Tigers. No more Trevor Hoffman? How about some Kyle Farnsworth in lieue? Too bad Renteria is already heading to San Fran or you could have him, too.

The other although no less important question is, how does a search for “wemen” in any form lead back to this blog? I’ll grant you that we talk a lot about women. Erin Andrews, Alison Stokke, Hillary Clinton. All three of these names receive a lot of press in the baseball/political forum that is RSBS. But wemen? I don’t know even know what that means.

gong_li.jpgNow, I have no answer for the first question although I hope that my scenario plays out because I really can’t stand the thought of Farnsworth coming out of the Detroit bullpen with tears in his eyes all next season. The second question needs a little more thought, though, mainly because of what these “wemen” are doing.

Why do people come here looking for men being hit in the balls? Granted, Jeff and I may bust each others’ balls from time to time but hitting them is another matter all together. That’s just wrong.

But the more important piece of this keyword search enigma is the “Attractive Chinese Wemen” aspect, namely, where are they and why was I not made aware of this? If there are attractive Chinese females being hidden within the RSBS universe, I feel I should be privy to this information. So, Mr. Lung, time to come clean, eh? No more secrets. Otherwise, I might have to send some of these “wemen” after your balls.

-A

4 Comments

Did you look under the desk? I hear that is a good place to hide wemen. As for the Padres – maybe they need the money for their 40th birthday celebration next year. It is a lot of candles.

Julia
http://werbiefitz.mlblogs.com/

Allen, I hate to change the subject of the wemen, but what are the Tigers planning to do with Sheffield, bless his heart? Last I read, he and Leyland weren’t chummy anymore.

http://janeheller.mlblogs.com

Ooo! Ooo! I know! I know what to do with Sheffield! Sew his mouth shut and show him the door! Then get the entire league to get a little collusion action going on! Then he has to apologize to every one in the universe who he has offended and/or demoralized by the idiotic things that he has said over the years! Yeah! That’s it!
–Jeff

As a loyal Yankees fan, trust me, you want to be as far away from Kyle Farnsworth as possible. In fact, you might not want to even type his name ever again. Now that I’ve just done it, I think I have to go take a shower.
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