Worlds Apart

Mark Teixeira at work today:

mark teixeira yankees.jpgMe at work today:

jeff lung.jpgI know, I know… things could always be worse:

pantless man hanging.jpgGo ahead.  Don’t be shy.  Click on the picture to get a better view.  Trust me, you’ll feel better about yourself if you do.

Hate me ‘cuz my pants are down, hate me ‘cuz I whine about Tex’s big paycheck, but don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.




What’s with the Visa/Mastercard/Amex symbols atop the computer? Are you selling Snuggies, Sham-Wows and Kevin Trudeau’s Mega-Memory and Debt Cures? Cold calling for Bernie Madoff?

Great – now we have to PAY to visit your site! Can I get a frequent visitor discount? And I was wondering – is that you or Allen hanging from the ski lift?


No, Prince, Trudeau has nothin’ on me. We sell Asian antiquities: Zhou Dynasty ancient ritual bronzes, Song lacquerare, Yuan era scholar’s objects, etc. — Madoff was a client. Not anymore, obviously.
Julia — That is definitely Allen.

Forget the dude with his pants down I love the person in the yellow jacket, “uh yeah my buddy uh yeah he uh fell and is hanging from his pants….I uh told him not to take the schnapps up the lift with him, but uh hey hey you’re not taking pictures are you. Are you ski patrol or something..” and the person still on the lift “Dude I grabbed the schnapps just in time man, whew that was close…dude?”

So, Jeff. Do you really wear a pinky ring?

Two, Jane. I wear one on each pinky. They have stories…

Real men always where pinky rings don’t they Jeff Like Father Like Son as the old saying goes Tell them some of the other habits u picked up from us bald headed, tatooed, ear ring wearing old farts.

I love how I’ve known you my whole life and still don’t know what in the world you’re saying most of the time, Baba.

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