A Theraflu Induced Rant

yuri_sucart.jpgI didn’t want to do it. I didn’t want to talk about it anymore. I mean, it’s all we’ve been talking about for the past few weeks and it kind of feels like a dagger in the heart every time it comes up. No, I’m not talking about the Tigers’ chances for success this season. And I’m not referring to Jeff’s notorious difficulty in the dating world. No, I’m talking about the former anti-Barry, Alex Rodriguez.

How is it possible that he just doesn’t get it? What is he paying Boras for? Shouldn’t that guy be out there making sure he doesn’t do stupid ^ss sh!t like this?

But no, once again A-Rod is in the news for all the wrong reasons. Yeah, he still has that sweet swing as Jeff mentioned yesterday. However, it appears he also still retains that incredible tone-deafness that got him into this current predicament. Really, man? After everything that’s happened you’re still going to head out for a night of needles in the butt with the same guy that supposedly got you into this mess? As Simon and Garfunkel put it so eloquently, “Where have you gone Joe DiMaggio?”

Maybe he thought that everyone was so caught up in watching our president try to pull us out of our current financial mess that he figured no one would notice. Maybe he decided that the nation was so focused on the Republicans’ inane game of “I know you are but what am I?” that we’d all let this slide. Or maybe he just thinks that with the current state of things we’re all going to be dead soon so what does it matter anyway.

I don’t know. But, what I can say is that for all my dislike of the Yankees, this whole saga just makes me sad. Luckily I still have the Pistons and the Red Wings to keep me sane. What? Really? 8 games in a row? Well, I guess 1 out of 2 ain’t bad.

-A

8 Comments

If only he had gone to college.

Julia
http://werbiefitz.mlblogs.com/

You say needles in the butt like it’s a bad thing.

http://houston.mlblogs.com

Or maybe he’s as dumb as a brick and really thinks it’s ok to be seen in public with the man who purchased PEDs for him, right after he told the American public that this man purchased PEDs for him. Next we’ll see him working out with Angel Presinal.
-Erin

He always has seemed to need a little PR 101. This is just beyond stupid, though. Maybe he thinks that he hit a homerun and he’s off the hook.

~Katie
http://tigerfan22.mlblogs.com

Oh, and Alan, I have to apologize. It’s my fault that the Pistons are doing so poorly. My friend and I decided we wanted to see a game. I’m afraid I’m a curse :-\. They went on a skid the second I made a bid for tickets on ebay.

~Katie

You know, it’s going to be SUCH a shame when my Caps wind up winning the Stanley Cup (perhaps over the Wings, but who knows??).
Anyway, nice that I now know to “sign out/sign in” whenever that “You do not have permission…” thing pops up. That’s how I’m able to write you here.

http://go-nasty-nats.mlblogs.com

I also apologize for spelling your name wrong, Allen. lol

~Katie

Yeah, that sign out/sign in thing is pretty annoying, no?

http://houston.mlblogs.com

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