Vexing Developments Explode Inside Cramped Locker-room Havens: Jeff’s Spin

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V
enezuelans

emit

x-rated

intellect.

Not

good.

 

Dominicans

err.

Verily,

even

losing

offers

players

more

escape.

Netherlands

xanax.JPG

Time,

stat!

 

Eventually

Xanax-induced

Panama

lures

own

defeat.

Evacuate.

 

Indeed,

never

said

I‘d

defend

everyone.

 

mark derosa.jpg

Cuz

rightfully

America

must

prevail.

Enter

DeRosa.

 

Little.

Often

criticized.

Known

everywhere.

Recognize!

 

Rollins?

Oh-yeah!

Ostentatious

mamboing!

 

Has

America

vexed

everyone?

Nuff

said.

 

Don’t hate
me ‘cuz I’m right.

 

Peace,

 

Jeffy

19 Comments

I think my brain just exploded in my cramped apartment.

http://houston.mlblogs.com

Screw America! I’m jumping on the Dutch bandwagon now! They’re probably not going to make it past the Venezuelans, but they make a good story. As a US American, I’m a sucker for a good story.
-Erin
http://plunking-gomez.mlblogs.com

LOVE IT! And congrats on #2!

Julia
http://werbiefitz.mlblogs.com/

Congrats on #2! Go for #1 now just like USA!
Aaron
http://mlbtribefan.mlblogs.com

How many margaritas did you have before writing that?

- http://janeheller.mlblogs.com

Roundrock — Hope you have a sham wow.
Erin — How very un-American of you. What’s next? You love hockey? :-)
Julia — Thanks!
Aaron — Going for it all the way… you know, we use to have a monopoly on the number 1… then along came Jane and Julia ;-)
Jane — I think the corrrrect annnswerr iss fouur margarittttas. Big onessss.
–Jeff

Haha, great entry! Very interesting…congrats on #2!
http://kaybee.mlblogs.com

Love me some Mark DeRosa. Which do you think is more likely: DeRosa makes the Cubs regret letting him go, or Aaron Miles makes the Cubs happy they picked him up? Why are they betting on our sloppy seconds lately?

Chris

http://bird-brained.mlblogs.com

Hey Jeff – congrats on number 2! You know that Yadi home run you were talking about – the one against my Mets? Well I’ve just been reading a blog about a team made up of former Mets failures and how bad it would be. Anyways, all of the players have descriptions and a bio next to them. Apart from heilman who just has a picture of that infamous blast. I hate all of the Molina brothers.Ashhttp://ashleymarshall.mlblogs.com

Whoa…I’m dizzy now. I think my dictionary just knocked over my Jack on the rocks.
“Happy”

http://thehappyyoungster.mlblogs.com/

Still laughing at Jane’s comment

Mark/MLB.com
http://mlblogs.mlblogs.com

Some of those were stretching it a bit, if you ask me. But it’s okay because you gave Mark DeRosa a shout out and he is awesome.
Melissa
http://clemsongirlbaseball.mlblogs.com

I am truly looking for the bandwagons to be circled here soon for the Dutch and the Venezuelan guys.

I agree with Jane, but I know you guys are more Patron shot guys, or is Jonny Gomes still chugging those shots out of Dioner Navarro’s jock?

Eitehr way, that is an intersting way to mess with our minds and make us all feel a bit queezy trying to follow the flow of the lettering.

Love it tho.

Rays Renegade

http://raysrenegade.mlblogs.com

Kaybee — Thanks. Keep comin’ back!
Chris — The Cubs have always been getting our sloppy seconds. Remember Brock for Bragglio?
Ash — Yadi is the most talented of them all. I can see why you’d hate him though. He did ruin your dreams.
Happy — Be careful. Always put Jack in a safe place.
Mark — Me too.
Melissa — Stretching it is what we do best at RSBS.
–Jeff

RR — We try to drunk-post at least once a week. As for Navarro… he still wears a jock? What a wuss.
–Jeff

Are you doing this stuff on Fulbright time?
Oh, and I got an MLBlog hit from someone typing the following into Google: joe buck sexuality
What are they implying?
http://www.paullebowitz.com/

Prince — Yes… and no. And I think Joe Buck’s sexuality is pretty clear, his prowess as the number one sportscaster in America, not so much. He makes me tired. Did you write something I might’ve missed on the ins and outs of Mr. Buck’s personal life? If so, please share.
–Jeff

I have neither the desire nor the intent to delve that deeply into Joe Buck’s life. Actually, the posting was about how he reminded me of the Bold and the Beautiful actor Ronn Moss: http://paullebowitz.mlblogs.com/archives/2008/10/torres_weakness_and_joe_bucks.html
Nobody else saw the resemblance.
http://www.paullebowitz.com/

I will not comment, one way or another, on Joe Buck’s orientation, but that might be the gay*st NAME since Dickie Long.

http://diamondhacks.blogspot.com/

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