Centrifugal Force


ahmedijad.jpgAs if the world wasn’t overflowing with enough bad news already, Iranian officials came forth on Thursday to boast of their newly installed 7,000 centrifuges, presumably to scare we evil US Americans into bowing down to their racist demands or else.

During the kangaroo court adminstration of ‘Lil Bush and Smokin’ Dick Cheney, this clear and present danger would have been immediately dismissed like a young Dubya D.U.I. arrest.  Unfortunately, Iran is not North Korea: they are not just playing around.  And thankfully the Obama adminstration is making a sincere effort to work out these serious issues.

That being said, the topic of nuclear weapons is not what interests me on this day; rather, it is the centrifugal technology behind it that leads to such scary development.

For it is this exact same technology that the Baltimore Orioles and Toronto Blue Jays are currently utilizing to trick their fans in to thinking they have an actual shot at competing this year.  After one series apiece, both teams find themselves with more wins than losses.

The Orioles?  Well, they just got lucky.

The Blue Jays?  They played the Tigers.

blue jays collide.jpgAnd it’s gonna be all downhill from here because let’s face it: centrifugal force is and always will be a pseudo-force — one that originates from within and does not interact with other, real forces.

Don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.

Peace,

Jeffy

9 Comments

The Baseball Gods thought they should give Baltimore & Toronto at least a little time at the top of the AL East standings.. and that was obviously only going to happen at the beginning of the season, so I hope they don’t have their hopes up, lol.
I’m sure Allen won’t appreciate that comment about Detriot, hehe..
– V [ http://flairforthedramatic.mlblogs.com ]

Good series this week, guys. Pirates, Cards put up good fights in each of the four games. Good luck with the season and … uh … Jason Motte. PS – since we are big supporters of RSBS, we hope you can support TBB with the Max Madness blog bracket (http://themax.mlblogs.com/). Please get people to vote!
http://theburghblues.mlblogs.com/

AJ didn’t rupture anything today, Jeff. He was fantastic, in fact. Carl Pavano, on the other hand….Well, let’s just say I’m delighted that he’s no longer on the Yankees.

http://janeheller.mlblogs.com

Jeff – Can’t believe I’m going to say this – RS/BS is just what I needed today! Thanks!

Julia
http://werbiefitz.mlblogs.com/

V — If you haven’t noticed, we don’t care what Allen thinks. LOL.
BB — I’ll see your Motte and raise you a LaRoche ;-)
Jane — Pavano and Farnsworth should have their own sitcom together.
Julia — AWESOME!!!!!!
–Jeff

I’m assuming that if the Jays manage to win their next series against Cleveland, the major Canadian sports networks are going to start planning the parade route….

Ahhhh…..the joys of being a baseball fan in the country with only one team…. :-)

Phil

http://30games60days.mlblogs.com/

They’ll be partying like it’s 1993, Phil!!!
–Jeff

Inge is becoming a force to be reckoned with !!

greg
http://baseballfix.mlblogs.com/

If you say so, Greg. I don’t believe it. My fondest memory of him is against Waino in Game 5 of the ’06 WS: SWING AND A MISS!
–Jeff

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