Nietzsche Was Right

Nietzsche_Family_Circus.jpgI don’t want to alarm anybody or prey on your fears but you should all know that god is dead and the devil has won. “But Allen,” you’re probably asking right now, “How is this possible?” Well, it’s really quite simple. Let me refer you to the classic documentary in which Doctors Venkman and Spengler expertly deal with all manner of paranormal aberrations. Now, as anyone who has seen the film well knows, the only way to avoid the end of the world is to make sure that the “Keymaster” and the “Gatekeeper” do not get together. If they do, well, it’s over.

So, you can only imagine how my heart sank the other day when I read that the Keymaster and Gatekeeper are on a collision course and their unholy union will be consummated on 20 November 2010. Seriously, we are knowingly allowing the Yankees and Notre Dame to combine their evil powers together? I don’t want to go to far over the edge here but you should know that it will form the most pure nexus of evil ever known in the history of the planet.

At least by then we may have bigger worries. That’s right folks, at that point we may have insurance coverage for each and every American. And as bad as Zuul may have been, there’s nothing worse than universal health care. Don’t believe me? Just watch this public service announcement from the always civic minded Stephen Colbert:

The Colbert Report Mon – Thurs 11:30pm / 10:30c
Health Care Hell-Scare – Die-agnosis: Mur-DR
www.colbertnation.com
http://media.mtvnservices.com/mgid:cms:item:comedycentral.com:239584
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Happy Saturday y’all!

-A

3 Comments

The Yankees’ convergence with Notre Dame will be like a solar eclipse. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

- http://janeheller.mlblogs.com

The “finger” at the start of the video was a nice touch! lol! And really – I take Notre Dame coming to Yankees stadium to be a sign – it could cleanse out all the “evil” and make the Yankees a “washed up” team! As we all know in Boston – God is a Red Sox Fan! :-)

Julia
http://werbiefitz.mlblogs.com/

Socialized Medicine, does that mean the unemployed can get boob job’s…
Rubber match today…. less than an hour actually…. and I tried the voodoo doll thing yesterday I guess it does work…
Outside the Phillies Looking In
http://devilabrit.mlblogs.com

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