The Filibuster

If you were kidnapped and held at gunpoint and the kidnapper said, “You must root for the Yankees or we’ll keep you in this cave forever without food or water or women,” what would you do?

Confessions of a She-Fan
Santa Barbara, CA

patrick_henry.jpgInteresting question, Jane. On an existential level, of course I’d rather die quickly in said cave. I detest the Yankees and everything they stand for and to cheer for them would be a repudiation of myself. However, on a pragmatic level, if simply rooting for the Yankees were to allow me to continue living, I’d probably do it. If you’re willing to die for an ideal, it had better be a pretty amazing ideal.

I understand fanaticism. But, there is a reason we call a team’s supporters “fans” instead of “fanatics.” Fanatic has a negative connotation to it. A fanatic is a guy who records Erin Andrews as she’s undressing in the privacy of her hotel room. A fanatic is willing to blow his or herself up for the glory of god, brahma, allah, yaweh or whoever else. A fan, while often just as insane in the sporting arena, usually tries to find a way to moderate those demons in other areas of their life.

And for me, although it would really suck to ever turn my back on the Tigers, if someone had a gun to my head and said “either you cheer for the Yankees or you’re a dead man,” living means more to me than fandom. In this case, it’s pretty clear which of us is the fan and which the fanatic.

Here’s the thing, I know Jeff is going to call me out on saying all of this but when it comes down to it, it’s the same for him. If his choices are rooting for the Cubs and being able to live or refusing and dying for that ideal, he’s going to say the same thing. Maybe not in this forum but in the real life situation, that’s the choice he would make. Because he hates the Cubs but he loves living more.

Ultimately, the difference between a fan and a fanatic is that a fan can still make rational decisions. Giving up rationality and being willing to sacrifice one’s life for the sake of one’s fandom is not noble. It’s stupid.

There are ideals worth dying for. That’s the reason that we have such strong and committed Armed Forces and why Parick Henry could unironically exclaim “Give me liberty or give me death.” Baseball, though? It’s a wonderful game but at the end of the day it’s just that. A game.



Allen lies. BOOO!

Interesting point. I’d usually say I’d take the Yankees to the grave with me but if I were ever in that situation [knock on wood that I’ll never be], I’d more than likely do the same. Thanks for the reality check, Al. =l Lol

– Lisa

Al, thanks for reminding us that at the end of the day, it is nothing more then a game. Your family you will die for. A couple of ball players? I don’t think so.


If you were without food and water then the “forever” would be fairly short.


Hmm, tough question Jane, I would say kill me. I never will be a Yankee, no matter how much you pay me — I am not that nice. =) The Yankees are a team that always wins and that is no fun — well for some ppl like me. Great filibuster, Allen, spot on. I agree with ya bro.

You are right Jeff — the Indians do always break the fans hearts! I hate it! =-)> But I am fine now…. haha. Um I think I would root for the Yankees if someone had a gun pointed to my head. But I would change back when they left. hehe =)


Honest truth, I would die in that cave.
You will never see me cheer, follow or even glance towards a pinstripe jersey.
Trying to be honest here. I am born in the South, so that makes me a Yankee hater by family tradition. But, since my High School mascot a Rebel, enough said there.
When I went to Hackensack, NJ, Huntington, Pa, and Bear Mountain, NY as a kid, I was always the Confederate soldier in the war games. I was always the suppose “loser” even when i won. So I have no Yankee love, sorry.
So my youth, family tradition and experiences visiting relatives in NY and Pa. as a kid makes me not a Yankee fan.

Baseball-wise, I can respect the traditions and the rings earned by the sweat and blood of former Yankees, but I would rather die than wear a “NY” on cap.
But what would you expect out of a AL East guy?

Rays Renegade

Al certainly is showing his Washington DC sensibilities with this Fillibuster and he is right on. I also know that Jeff’s college educated brain would take over and he would crawl on his hands and knees and kiss the bricks of Wrigley Field if that’s what it took to stay alive. And if he tells you otherwise I guess I will have to kick his ever lovin butt just to make him see the light.

Will you bare my children?

At least you said that for the record you’d more likely die, but realistically you would do it to live
(Of course, you’d probably secretly root against them)

Al will do anything for a dollar.

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