Loose Lips Sink Jeff

Sometimes as I sit here pondering the Tigers’ three game sweep at the hands of the lowly Royals I wonder why, even here in the land of the internet, it has to be like this with the venom and the animosity. I ask myself, is it wrong to detest a team and yet admire a player on that same team? And then I realize that I can’t get angry with my friend. No, I know where it all comes from: Demon Rum.

demon_rum.jpgBut I hold none of this against my collaborator and conspirator, Mr. Lung. He finds himself flush in the prime of his life with everything going for him: the Cardinals are winning, he has a beautiful woman on his arm and Chicago is always sunny and 85. And even if only one out of those three is true, it’s still nothing to scoff at. In fact, I’m pretty sure neither one of us even hit .333 in Little League.

No, it turns out that the loose lips that my colleague flaps about so wantonly are a symptom of something much more disturbing than even distilled spirits. In reality, Jeff is slowly losing ground to the dreaded scourge of senility.

It’s not all bad. Sometimes it’s quite hilarious. I just hope that the next time this dementia slips my good friend’s tenuous grasp on reality it will come out in a more constructive manner. Perhaps a bawdy limerick or an ode to Mr. Pujols. We can always hope afterall.

-A

5 Comments

So I guess if we see a scraggly-bearded Jeff on the streets of Chicago wearing a “Cubbies Rock” t-shirt, we can assume the end is near and that Coco Crisp will be joining the cast of RSBS shortly thereafter?
:^)
–Jonestein
http://jonestein.mlblogs.com

BS, Biscuits and Fat Little Leaguers.. .Hilarious!

Buz – http://buzblog.mlblogs.com/

Biscuits and Fat little leaguers? Priceless!

Haha by the way I hit like .1000 in little league. =)

Easy as Pie, 3.14

Great post again Allen,

Jeff better come back strong.

9/11 post up.

–Ted “TTW/T”

http://tribewithted.mlblogs.com/

Jeff is just jealous because you can admit you have a man crush on someone who plays for your least favorite team. That takes balls. Someday he’ll be able to come out and admit he has a thing for Carlos Zambrano. Maybe after the Cards win the World Series.
-Erin
http://plunking-gomez.blogspot.com

Jeff:

You better come back strong.\\

and that TWitter page:

“things my dad always says”

is hilarious!!

I love it to death.

Hmmm.. I have a new post up.

Good luck to everyone here at RSBS,

may times be good,

–Ted “TTW/T”

http://tribewithted.mlblogs.com/

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