For Your Consideration

mlb_logo.jpgAs we look over the baseball season and all the stories that emerged, we also start putting the pieces together, trying to see what parts of the story are most important. This process often leads to discussions of who deserves which award and even when it’s a clear-cut race, that doesn’t mean that people won’t still yell long and hard about who they think should win.

So let me jump into the fray early on and start campaigning for a couple of my choices.

Let’s start with the American League where the manager of the year is obviously Jimmy
Leyland. Despite the whole “losing the division his team led for five
months on the last day of the regular season” thing, you have to admit
that it’s pretty impressive that he was even able to remain standing
for 162 games. Seriously, his lungs are like little tar flavored
prunes. If he’s an organ donor, the only person who could use his lungs
is a researcher at the Kingsford charcoal company trying to figure out
how to pack even more carbon into every little bricquet.

And on the NL side there are many people who think that Albert Pujols should win the MVP award. And despite his team’s ignominious crash out of the first round of the playoffs, the argument is a strong one. However, let me suggest another possibility. Rinku Singh. Ok, so he technically isn’t really eligible since he didn’t even play in the majors this season. But, think of this. In a nation of nearly 1.2 billion people, he is the first one of them to win a professional baseball game. That’s one small step for a man but one giant leap for, uh, India, I guess. And as if that wasn’t enough, he’s also the only reason that most Americans even realize the Pirates still play baseball. Those are pretty strong credentials, my friends.

So as you start debating the relative merits of the possible winners of this years’ awards, take a second and consider the RSBS inspired ticket of Leyland and Singh. They may not be winners in baseball but they sure are winners in life.

Happy Friday!

-A

5 Comments

I agree with Jimmy leyland being manager of the year. He has done a sensational job with those Tigers.
-Dillon
http://dillonm.mlblogs.com

This is a joke. Scioscia. No contest whatsoever.
–Jeff

Very funny. Singh is an interesting choice.
http://catlovesthedodgers.mlblogs.com

Jimmy may not live to accept it. I still love the shirtless photo you had of him. Hilarious.

Buz – http://buzblog.mlblogs.com/

That was funny as sh*t, Allen…especially the Leland/Lung(lol)/Kingsford bit…LMAO!
All that, AND the ingredients for a bad Singh/Pirates/Outsourcing/Tech Support/”Hi, my name is ‘Brandon’…” joke to boot!
–Jonestein
http://jonestein.mlblogs.com

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