The HOT Hot Stove

Right now, dear readers, you are probably experiencing the same agonizing symptoms of baseball withdrawal that Al and I are.  We are here to remind you that we know: it hurts.  It will continue to hurt… until pitchers and catchers report.  If your symptoms gain in severity, do not hesitate to contact your primary caretaker (for those of you who can afford health care, that’d be your doctor; for those of you who cannot, try calling your congressman.  I’m sure that will work).

Football and hockey can only carry us so far (not very, especially if you’re a jaded Bears fan, or in Mr. Krause’s case: a lowly win-deprived Lions fan), so we are left to rely on the offseason baseball hot stove for our daily fixins.

We like our hot stove like we like our coffee: hot.

And INTENSE:

(Mr. Levin is doing just fine.  His skin graph surgeries were successful — well, most of them anyway.)

Hate me ‘cuz I tricked you into processing that painful imagery, just don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.

Peace,

Jeff

5 Comments

The D-Backs are more interesting now than they’ve been for the last two months, i. e. since they clinched last place.

xcicix — You must be proud! Ha!
Prince — The lowest of the lows….
–Jeff

he needs to try decaf… Allen could find comfort somewhere with a Browns fan….
~peter
Outside the Phillies Looking In
http://devilabrit.mlblogs.com

Or, Allen IS a Browns fan… secretly, of course. Anything’s possible…

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