Oedipus Had Lou Gehrig’s Disease

Oedipus_and_the_Sphinx.jpgDo yourself a favor and read this term paper (click on the image to zoom in).

Among the things I did not know:

  • Oedipus’ mother aborted a kitten in a Denver Denny’s toilet
  • Oedipus had a ‘benzo’ and enjoyed busting caps in ‘flagrants of the under city’
  • Oedipus loved the New York Yankees

Remember: revisionist history does have its place among the learned elite.  And this may be the most epic retelling of Oedipus’ torturous life EVER.

Let us hope that the sacred annals of time are corrected accordingly.

Hate me ‘cuz I fight for the truth, just don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.

Peace,

Jeff

(Special thanks to Skull Swap for the lead)

8 Comments

Did someone actually turn that in?
I’d kinda liken the dude to OJ Simpson based on the paper, but that’s just me perhaps?

I guess, Cici. I’m not really sure but I can see the OJ likeness. LOL.
–Jeff

I don’t know what to say about that “term paper” except someone had way too much time on his/her hands!

- http://janeheller.mlblogs.com

Jane I agree. I think we can go as far as to say that it may be the best term paper EVER.
–jeff

‘Effin’ brilliant. Thanks for looking that up & posting it, I busted a gut.

Jonah
http://jonah77.mlblogs.com

Jonah — Glad you dug it. If it was a real thing (I hope it was) it was the funniest played out joke I’ve seen in a long time.
–Jeff

So did Oedipus know (in both senses of the word!) Roberto Alomar? Hmmm!…

You bet he did, Greg! But I won’t say in what capacity. Haha!

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