Oedipus Had Lou Gehrig’s Disease
Do yourself a favor and read this term paper (click on the image to zoom in).
Among the things I did not know:
- Oedipus’ mother aborted a kitten in a Denver Denny’s toilet
- Oedipus had a ‘benzo’ and enjoyed busting caps in ‘flagrants of the under city’
- Oedipus loved the New York Yankees
Remember: revisionist history does have its place among the learned elite. And this may be the most epic retelling of Oedipus’ torturous life EVER.
Let us hope that the sacred annals of time are corrected accordingly.
Hate me ‘cuz I fight for the truth, just don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.
(Special thanks to Skull Swap for the lead)