Jose Offerman: Still a Creep Who Will Murder You in Your Sleep

jose offerman.jpgSometimes it’s nice to go through life knowing certain constants remain… constant.  You know, like the sun will always rise in the east; Republicans and Democrats will always hate each other; Jose Offerman, as a player, coach, manager, whatever, will do everything possible so that he can continue to assault people on the baseball diamond. 

Oh sure, this time the weapon has changed — preferring a clenched fist over a maple bat.  And the victim is one of the men in blue instead of the opposing pitcher.  But the one reassuring constant in this matter is that no one in professional baseball seems to care that Jose Offerman is a complete psychopath.

hannibal lecter.jpgIf I were running a team in the Dominican Republic or the Independent Leagues or even the Majors, and Jose Offerman was involved with my club somehow, I would make sure that he always remained secure in one of those Hannibal Lecter type restraining device get ups.

I would let him take his swings or go out to the mound to talk to his pitcher or argue with an umpire if a play called for it; but I would definitely make sure the creep was strapped down to a board so tight that his every word would just barely squeak out.

Pedophiles are strongly advised to stay away from playgrounds.

Washed up, asinine, troglodyte excuses for baseball players who can’t resist attempted murder during a game should be kept just as far away.

Don’t hate me.  ‘Cuz you know I’m right.

Peace,

Jeff

8 Comments

what a goon! I know things are getting hot down in D.R. with the playoffs and all…but he’s just bad company. What’s funny is the punch didn’t quite connect, if at all, and the ump was collapsing like a cheap tent. Offerman, what a waste of DNA. Can we file a civil suit against him for stealing oxygen from us?

What a creeper. Good call with the Hannibal Lecter mask.
Elizabeth
http://redsoxgirl46.mlblogs.com

At least he’s no longer involved with the Mets in any capacity. This week’s been bad enough.
http://www.paullebowitz.com/
http://www.princeofny.blogspot.com/

Absolutely charming. Betting gets you a lifetime ban and this doesn’t?

Offerman scared me to death! My goodness he was a nutjob.
http://martelli.mlblogs.com/archives/2010/01/500.html

BTD — If we do, I doubt we’ll get paid… he’s gonna be in trouble for a while I presume.
Elizabeth — Thanks. I found it fitting.
Prince — The Mets still have time. They could make a move for Offerman if they get desperate enough.
Cici — Exactly.
AJ — Still is!
–Jeff

Love the Lecter pic. Excellent comparison!

- http://janeheller.mlblogs.com

Jane — That’s actually a picture of Allen from last Halloween. LOL.
–Jeff

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