RSBS Presents: Chili

chili.jpgNo, not that Chili.  We’re talking about the kind of chili you cook up for days on end, taking care to add the right ingredients at the right time and ideally avoiding anything too explosive.  Come to think of it, it’s kind of like the cooking that large swaths of the Midwest are doing right now even if the end result is probably a bit different.

To get back to the point, though, there’s a reason why chili topped anything is the choice of single men everywhere during the long cold winter months.  It’s a delicious yet foul concoction that does damage at every point of the process of consumption.  And if the sheer scatology of it all wasn’t enough, nothing brings men and sports together in awe-inspiring and death defying ways quite like chili. 

Chili comes in many wonderful styles and, as a service to our loyal readers on this Friday afternoon, we here at RSBS want to highlight some of the more delectable forms that chili can take, especially at the ballpark.  So come with us on a cayenne and tabasco infused journey deep inside a supernova of flavor.

The Classic Bowl of Chili
You don’t see a whole lot of this these days and it makes sense.  If you’re jumping out of a small seat in a narrow space to cheer, you don’t really want to be dealing with a big ol’ bowl of chili.  But under more sedate circumstances, nothing warms you up during early or late season games quite like a healthy helping of spicy chili.

The Chili Dog
Like a bowl of chili, the chili dog is also a classic.  It makes sense, too.  A hot dog is pretty close to perfection so if you’re going to do anything with it, you better make sure it’s good.  A healthy helping of chili on top?  Yep, that’s good.  In fact, it probably would have been the end of the list except for one minor detail….

Chili Cheese Fries
There are a lot of things the Washington Nationals do wrong.  But there is one thing they do very right.  And that is letting Ben’s Chili Bowl serve up its wares inside the confines of their ballpark.  Nationals are losing again?  Doesn’t matter, I’ve got an order of chili cheese fries.  Nationals misspelled their own names on their jerseys?  Guess I should have another.  However, there is still one step left to be taken to the pinnacle of chili evolution….

bens_chili_bowl.jpgThe Chili Cheese Half Smoke
As good as Ben’s chili cheese fries may be, the half smoke smothered in cheese and topped with chili represents a dimension of chili spectacularity all it’s own.  Yes, that’s right.  I’m making up words just to describe its scrumptatiousness.  I don’t ask you to take my word for it.  I just ask that you try it out for yourself if you’re ever in the DC area and see if I’m on to something.  You won’t be disappointed.

-A 

3 Comments

A,
You couldn’t find a better pic of 3-Dog with a better uni?
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People here in Cali like Tommy’s chili, chili dog, chili burger, chili fries. Chili Half smoke? I guess I won’t knock it until I try it.
Emma
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Okay, now you are making me hungry!!
But I don’t know about a Dodger Dog topped with Chili
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I’m down with the chili dog classic. I went to the Nat’s park and those racing Presidents and chili fries are a gas, gas, gas!!
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