The Evolution of Chris Perez

*All subsequent information gathered by our trusty interns based on Chris Perez’s Sunday, April 11, 2010 appearance against the Detroit Tigers, who at one point were down 7-1 in the game.*

chris perez.jpg

michael myers before mask.jpg

michael myers remake.jpgCan’t blame the Tigers for playing like it was October… everywhere you looked it was Halloween.

Hate me ‘cuz I have the gutz, just don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.

Peace,

Jeff

(Chris Perez image courtesy of Getty Images; all else taken off other stealin’, theavin’ blogs)

11 Comments

ooooooooooooohhhhh…… scary… the pictures and the fact that the Tigers came back to win…

-peter
Phillies Outside

That was a great game for Tiger fans. Detroit has butcherd bullpens so far this season. Hard to belive that Kerry Wood is on the DL, eh?
-Mike
http://burrilltalksbaseball.mlblogs.com

This was my evolution as my friend mocked me as Perez melted down.

KJ: “Perez is going to screw you”
SLY: “Efff off”
KJ: “Tie game, blown save.”
SLY: “You Suck.”
KJ: “Game over.”
SLY: “Screw you.”

I had no comebacks. I lost to KJ, it hurt…bad.
He ruined my Fantasy week. Damn you Chris Perez….damnnnnn youuu.

Shaun

The Three Bs

“Time Theft”

http://syaple.mlblogs.com

Peter — Any time the Tigers win is scary.
Mike — I agree. I watched the last inning just so I could rub it in Al’s face. Whoops.
Shaun — Drafting an Indian closer was your first mistake dude. Rebound!
–Jeff

You wait…The Tigers will be more formidable (and scary) than you think!

http://janeheller.mlblogs.com

Indians fans are gonna be LOOKING for Michael Myers (the psychotic murderer; not the sidearming lefty) by June. To put them out of their collective miseries.
http://www.paullebowitz.com/
http://princeofny.blogspot.com/

(Tap into your inner Sesame Street….ready?)
One of these things is not like the other.
One of these things just isn’t the same.
Can you tell me which thing is not like the other?
before I finish my song?

Anybody?
mike

Jane — You may be right. I’ve been watching them the last week pretty closely and they look as solid as the Sox do right now, overall anyway. Long season though.
Prince — I agree. It’s gonna get real bloody.
Mike — I was having so much fun singing the song I forgot the question :-)
–Jeff

I hate horror flicks…now this is where someone asks “Haven’t you been watching the Astros?”

http://stonebutch99.mlblogs.com

Yeah, dude… I’m sorry, Austin. Y’all are just…bad. Real, real bad.
–Jeff

When we get the Puma back we’ll only be “real bad.”

http://stonebutch99.mlblogs.com

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