You Better Eat Your Damn Wheaties, Y’all

So… yeah.  I gave mad props to my boyhood hero Ken Griffey, Jr. the other day.

And all that is true.  Still.  No regrets.

But don’t get me wrong… there’s only one man who could turn me gay; and that man says you better eat your Wheaties.

Uh… did I just say that?

Hate me. Just don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.




Ok, so that got to be THE MAN Pujols but I can’t see it (security at work). Your team is in town! I am glad I finished putting up all the 70’s pictures from last Friday before I head to the stadium in a couple of hours.

Ditto on the turning gay for Pujols…Awkward moment aside though, Have you ever eaten those Wheaties Fuel. They are de-freaking-liscious, so you better go get a box cuz me and El Hombre say so

Funny, because I just saw the commercial during the draft tonight. Threw up a little in my mouth. Then again, I am sure you felt the same way when Sammy Soso was pimping Pepsi. I’ll eat my Wheaties, but only because Peyton tells me so…

You know eating Wheaties still wont enable him to hit a ball from a Phillies pitcher right…… don’t shoot the messenger, would hate for someone to turn gay over a less than perfect hitter…LOL🙂


The fantastic Pujols couldn’t hit against Monasterios tonight. What a nice surprise for Dodger fans.

Please go easy on us, Emma. We’re a streaky bunch.
Isaac — Never tried ’em, but now I feel like I ought to!
RFB — Haha. Sammy Soso. I like that.
Peter — Hmmm. I seem to remember a moonshot at the Juice Box off Lidge…and many, many more.
Cat — I know. Don’t remind me he’s part human😉

My favorite part of this post is one that you listed “hyperbole” as one of your tags. Lol.

made me wanna buy a box

That’s a…persuasive commercial.
I used to eat Wheaties with Tiger Woods on the box. Pujols is a much better spokesman.

Jane — Thanks for noticing😉 One of my favorite subtle jokes.
Matt — Me too!
Cici — I’d hafta agree.

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