The Inconvenient Truth

kennedy_monroe.jpgSomething has gone horribly wrong with the Democrats.  Back when JFK was doing his thing, he romanced the ladies.  There’s nothing that the aura of power and a thick Boston accent couldn’t do for Jack.

Even Clinton, despite his somewhat suspect taste in women, knew how to play the game.  Cigars in the Oval Office, blue dresses.  The man had been perfecting the craft with Paula Jones and Gennifer Flowers and there was no way Monica had a chance against him.

But now?  John Edwards cheats on his cancer-stricken wife, gets the lady pregnant and videotapes it.  As if that wasn’t bad enough, he still had the balls to think he could make it through the campaign without anyone finding out.

And if we can believe recent reports, it seems that boring old Al Gore might be the worst of the lot.  It’s not just that he hid it all along while subjecting us to that interminable kiss with Tipper.  It also appears that he plain and simple has no game.  Let’s look in on a Chinese animated recreation of the events in Oregon on the night of October 24, 2006:

Yep, real classy, Al.  And when a lady compares you to a sex-crazed poodle, that’s usually not a compliment.  Even if I have been known to take it that way.

-A

4 Comments

Alan,
Make me glad I live in a Red State.
But there might be soooo many other things we just have not been given access to that could make even a hardened criminal blush.
But that is the price of government. Sometimes you got to step in some to get some of the good things done…Then other times it rains.

Rays Renegade

http://raysrenegade.mlblogs.com

A ~ Does that come with a seaweed wrap? Hey if the French Prez can tote around his hottie p’totie and the Italians can elect a former porn star to their Prime Minister’ship what the hell are we so uptight about? But thank goodness Gore invented this internet so we can make fun of him!
Mike.BTB
http://thebrooklyntrolleyblogger.mlblogs.com/

That was disturbing. Oh my. Maybe if Gore had won the election (oh wait, he did), this would not have occured? Ok, maybe it would have.

Jenn
http://philliesphollowers.mlblogs.com/

If we’re taking the National Enquirer’s word for stuff these days, we’re in big trouble. I’m not saying Gore isn’t a perv, but that woman was paid $1 million to tell her story, wasn’t she?

http://janeheller.mlblogs.com

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