Everyone Was Kung-Fu Fighting!

lego kung fu.JPGTired of the Barbara Boxer v. Carly Fiorina bad-hair-day feud?  Are you sick of the back-and-forth budget battle between Senate democrats and republicans?  Has your patience been tested with Joe Lieberman’s unending political bed-swapping?

I have a solution.

And I learned it from the Taiwanese.

It’s called… fist fighting; and though we at RSBS would never condone violence as a foolproof solution to conflict, we do admit that a quick, controlled and monitored brawl will go a long way in fixing an otherwise needless argument.  Why do you think my nefarious and oft-rattled colleague, Mr. Allen Krause, has been so passive in his literary retorts lately?  Uh… yeah.  ‘Cuz he knows not to mess with these guns.

It worked for Nolan Ryan (not so much for Robin Ventura).  It worked for Pedro Martinez (again, not so much for Don Zimmer).  It worked for Carlos Zambr — wait, okay, maybe it doesn’t always work.

But, as was the case in Taiwan’s parliament session yesterday, it did provide plenty of laughs (not to mention plot lines for future Michael Bay films):

Still not convinced?

Imagine Saxby Chambliss dueling to the death with Kristen Gillibrand!

No?  Okay, imagine Saxby Chambliss dueling to the death with Kristen Gillibrand… in jello!  Think of what wonders that could do for our country!  People might actually vote!

So yeah, go ahead and hate me, folks… just don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.

Happy Friday!

Jeff

3 Comments

What a great idea for the next RSBS video: you and Allen bitch-fighting over things like the DH rule, Tigers vs. Cards, and bringing back wool unis. You could yell at Al in Chinese, he could retort in Arabic… entertainment GOLD!
:^)
–Jonestein
http://jonestein.mlblogs.com

I think life needs to be more like pro wrestling. Differences should be settled in a 15 ft. steel cage or a latter match. After all, wrestling is real…people are fake…
–Mike
‘Minoring In Baseball’
http://burrilltalksbaseball.mlblogs.com

Jonestein — Don’t tempt me man…. the idea factory is hard at work trying to get that one recorded!
Mike — Totally. Couldn’t have said it better myself.
–Jeff

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