I Hope That Isn’t Rinku or Dinesh

yao_ming_beijing.jpgAlthough the Japanese no longer provide the same nightmare fodder that they did in the early 90′s, the Chinese have more than made up for the loss.  Sure, most of the population still lives in abject poverty but the country’s economic might is ever increasing.  More than that, with 1.2 billion people, how do we know they aren’t creating an army of Yao Ming-like super soldiers?

If you think I’m just fear-mongering, think again.  The Chinese have developed a missile that can hit a moving aircraft carrier.  And who has the aircraft carriers?  Yeah, that’ll keep you up at night.  Did I mention that there are 1.2 billion of them?  Oh.  Right.  Sorry.

We should probably keep in mind that the Chinese aren’t the only Asian nation with a billion plus people at their disposal.  And beyond taking over call centers and consulting companies, India has made a strong move into our national pastime with their exportation of Rinku and Dinesh as well.  Ok, strong might be a bit of an overstatement since these guys haven’t even made it through the Pirates’ farm system.  But you see my point.

However, if there’s one area where we should truly fear the Indians, it’s marriage.  Not understanding the concept?  I think this will make it very clear:

Repeat after me:  I will not run away on my Indian girlfriend, I will not run away on my Indian girlfriend, I will not run away on my…..

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1 Comment

OMG! Did that really happen in India?
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Hey Jeff,
No help from us against the Reds. We barely scored one run on a squeeze play.
Emma
http://crzblue.mlblogs.com

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