A Drunk Baboon
I hate to be that guy who talks about his fantasy baseball team but I came across an article the other day that kind of summed up my season. Let me go back a little, though, and explain. At a couple points I was looking good. The hitters were hitting. The pitchers were pitching. But some guys were starting to taper off so I made some changes.
Bad idea. As most readers of this blog know, we like to comment on the simian nature of Vicente Padilla. However, despite two year’s worth of warnings, I went ahead and picked him up anyway. He was pitching well, the Dodgers looked good. How could I lose?
Well, instead of trying to explain what Padilla did to my season, I’ll refer you to the article I mentioned at the beginning. Yes, I think the best way to describe Vicente Padilla is “drunk baboon.” Read the article while imagining my team as Cape Town and you’ll get the picture.