Morgan vs. Volstad Redux, Part Dos

“Maybe I’m a bad friend for laughing at my buddy’s misfortune.”
– The lugubrious and oft insolent Mr. Allen Krause (September 27, 2010)

allen loves the tigers.jpg

Hmm.  Talk about misfortune

Wow.  Get a room, guys.

And let us not forget one bit of increasingly important information, Mr. Krause:

While your extended metaphor of dueling fists may pin me as the hot-headed, intelligence-challenged Nyjer Morgan to your taller, more svelte Chris Volstad boasting an extended reach, if you look around… you’ll see there is no Gaby Sanchez to save you.

Hate me ‘cuz I give you reason to, just don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.

Peace,

Jeff

(Special thanks to Rachel at Something, Something who enlightened me to Miggy’s quirky tastes)

8 Comments

Wow!
I think there are more than a few Rays fans who will want to bend over Evan Longoria for “wanting to win a championship for Tampa”. Just cause he lives across from the Tampa Bay Lightning house of thunder doesn’t mean he works in “Tampa”.
Sometimes you wish it was legal…..So many people deserve it some days.,,,but I digress.

Rays Renegade

http://raysrenegade.mlblogs.com

is Allen’s head enlarged due to the imagery or the ball glove rubbing it? and did that guy in the background pay to watch that?

-peter
http://devilabrit.mlblogs.com

RR — I’m gonna take your word for it ;-)
Peter — Yes. And probably. Bwhahahahaha!
–Jeff

That pic made me wish I knew something – anything – about Photo Shop. Oh, the fun I could have. And poor Allen. Sob.

- http://janeheller.mlblogs.com

Jane, I can only imagine the amount of damage you could to Red Sox nation with some simple photoshop savvy. Put it on the list ;-)
–Jeff

O H M Y G O D ! That pic is hilarious!
Emma
http://crzblue.mlblogs.com

First the shaved head – now this? Jeff…

Thanks for the chuckle – I needed that!

http://heirloom.mlblogs.com

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