Beyond Non Sequitur VI

For as long as I can remember I’ve doubted my capabilities as a parent.  I’m not a parent, so that’s okay… but I still think about it: how my selfish lifestyle would make parenting difficult, how much I dislike diapers, how just the faintest scent of vomit makes me wanna die.

Then I was watching T.V. one day and realized that people like me can be parents too:

In that mom’s defense, she put the mac-n-cheese on the table.  She should be able to eat as much of it as she wants.

BAM!

Hate me ‘cuz it’s the popular thing to do, just don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.

Now go get ready for dem playoffs yo!

Jeff

4 Comments

your getting a head of yourself here, the hardest part of parenting for you is probably going to be finding some chick dumb enough to have your kids, but smart enough to raise them on her own… okay just fu-cking with ya, would you expect anything less from me…

-peter
http://devilabrit.mlblogs.com

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I do like MILF with my Mac & Cheese.
–Jonestein

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