The Non-Baseball Fan Guide to the Playoffs

Jeff and Allen have been very busy all season long and with the playoffs in full swing, they thought it might be nice to bring in some relief writers.  Today their friend from college, Jordan, gives us his take on the playoffs.


Man, it really is great to see Tommy Lee out there thrilling the crowd again.  And this time instead of sticking it to Pam Anderson, he’s sticking it to the Yankees, picking up right where he left off last year.  I’m happy for the guy, though.  It’s a real achievement and hopefully it makes up for taking all that crap from Nikki Sixx for all those years.  And playing for the Mariners.  Now that’s a motley crew, right?  Right?

Meanwhile Henry Rollins found an ideal moment to get back into form.  Sure, he’s had a rough season and the last couple years weren’t the same with the injuries and all.  But hey, what do you expect when you go from fronting Black Flag to playing shortstop for the Phillies?

But the Phillies also made the bold move of picking up Matt Holliday and turning him into a pitcher.  It’s like the anti-Rick Ankiel.  Considering that first round no-hitter he threw, it appears the Phillies get the last laugh.  In all honesty, I didn’t see it coming either.

And of course the Yankees are loaded from top to bottom.  Is Roger Clemens still playing?  No?  Uh, ok.  Well, at least they still have Kung Fu Panda, Chien Ming Wang.  I think that’s his nickname.  He is Chinese after all.  Or is he Korean?  I always get them mixed up.

Anyway, the point is, I love the baseball playoffs and they’re even more exciting than usual this year with all these familiar names and faces in new places.  I’m still a little bummed that my Twins didn’t do better but really, they just haven’t been the same since Kirby Puckett and Kent Hrbek left.



Welcome jordan,
Yeah, I was bummed abut the Twins too. I thought maybe this year they would do better. Texas has surprised keeping up with the big brother though.
Like Jeff and All, like friends ;-)

We never found out if Jordan was male or female, not that it matters, regardless hilarious.. may not have been so funny had the Phillies not won last night….


LOL! Reminds me of a friend who gets everybody’s name wrong and thinks “stealing” a base means literally picking it up and carrying it away before getting caught.

Hell, it’s bad enough listening to hordes of ignorant bandwagon Rangers fans this season, but even ESPN doesn’t know (or care) jack about the Rangers, they referred to our closer as “Neftali Perez” multiple times during one broadcast this season.

Great post, Jordan…I LOL’d.

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