The Next Target
How far will the Yankees go this offseason? It’s pretty much baseball fact that Cliff Lee will be hanging out in the Bronx six months from now. I can accept that. But do the Yankees really have what it takes to embrace their true nature, that of the Evil Empire? If so, I have something for your consideration:
What is this, you ask? Well, this is 10-Barrel T-Shirt Cannon which can fire up to three t-shirts per second. More importantly, it belongs to Bellarmine College Preparatory. So, how about it, Steinbrenner. Isn’t it time you took this thing to the next level and started taking from schools? After all, those single shot t-shirt guns just aren’t cutting it anymore.