Like Monopoly Money
When you’re a millionaire athlete, it’s easy to laugh at practical jokes. Like when Dez Bryant goes out for dinner with his teammates and gets stuck with the bill. A percentage of his signing bonus makes that problem go away. However, that signing bonus doesn’t help so much with a 1-7 start to the season. Maybe in baseball you can come back but in a 16 game football schedule, it’s not so easy.
So, I can imagine that Dez Bryant must be feeling a bit like the guy in this video. You think you know what you’re getting into but then someone goes in and changes the rules. Hey, don’t you guys know that the Cowboys are America’s Team? And that you have to have two houses on the property before you can sell it?