Found Archival Footage
The interns have been working overtime.
And lately, they think I’ve been too soft on my lugubrious and oft embarrassed colleague, Mr. Allen Krause.
No more, dear readers!
So here is some archival footage of Mr. Krause and I, as youths, playing little league baseball. He’s on the mound. I’m at the plate.
And I don’t like the look he’s giving me…
Take that, brother.
Also, the Tigers suck.
Hate me ‘cuz I don’t pull punches, just don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.