Found Archival Footage

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The interns have been working overtime.

And lately, they think I’ve been too soft on my lugubrious and oft embarrassed colleague, Mr. Allen Krause.

No more, dear readers! 

So here is some archival footage of Mr. Krause and I, as youths, playing little league baseball.  He’s on the mound.  I’m at the plate.

And I don’t like the look he’s giving me…

Take that, brother.

Also, the Tigers suck.

Hate me ‘cuz I don’t pull punches, just don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.




We all knew you had the talent physically Jeff.
Guess Alan should have thrown you a backdoor slider or maybe just hit you in the thigh.
Awesome footage and shows the budding baseball fanatic we all have grown to….tolerate.
Just kidding,. Maybe Alan will toss a few to you again and we can see you take a round triper with Alan cursing into his mitt.

Rays Renegade

I don’t know, looks like this could be the work of some pretty skillful editing. And is that the sounds of two ball strikes I hear? Are we seriously supposed to believe that this was the work of a lone baseball?

I cry conspiracy😉

I got popped in the leg with a shot like that when I was pitching. Hopped around a bit, chased the ball, then crumpled to the ground. Hadda be hilarious to watch.

Call me a sentimental sap, but I hope that pitcher was OK!

RR — Dude, I’ve gone about 2 years without saying anything, but I can’t stay quiet anymore, his name is “Allen”, not “Alan”. Just sayin’… I mean, I hit him in the face, yeah, but I spell his name right😉
Blithe — Editing? I don’t know no stinking editor! LOL
Prince — I think it’s always funny when people get hurt… wait, did I just say that? I take that back.
Jane — Yeah, Al was okay. Just a bit…. slow. That’s all.

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