The Half-life of Beards
Where do beards go when they die? Like all those playoff beards that baseball players grow. Or the hairiness sprouting on many male (and some female) American chins as winter bears down. But eventually they have to go away and the question remains, where do they go?
My hunch is that many of them go down the drain, shaved off and then rinsed away. But this is not true of all beards. No, some beards take a more circuitous route:
So there you go, proof that there is a beard hell and a beard heaven. I’ll let you decide for yourself which one this particular beard went to but I think you can guess where my vote ends up.
Happy Saturday! Only 6 more shopping days ’til Christmas.