New York, New York

grover_cleveland.jpgWhen Eliot Spitzer left the political arena in a blaze of infamy, New York laughed at the “reformer’s” comeuppance.  When Rudy Giuliani showed his true colors by announcing his intended divorce during a press conference, New York barely payed attention.  And when David Paterson showed that he knew how to get around even better than the other two guys, New York couldn’t have been surprised.

In fact, if history is any guide, New York shouldn’t really be surprised by any of these events.  The only thing that has changed is that it’s no longer as easy to escape from politically perilous pursuits as it used to be.  Grover Cleveland fathered an illegitimate child by a New York socialite but still got himself elected President.  And a recent discovery shows just how easy it was for 18th century New Yorkers to experience similar carnal delights.

So, I’ve decided that for this upcoming season, I am going to give all New York ballplayers a free pass when it comes to sexual shenanigans.  Sure, they aren’t politicians but they’re world ambassadors for the game so they deserve the same concessions as the true politicos.  Beside that, I think it’s what Grover Cleveland would want me to do.

-A

1 Comment

A,
Was starting to think you might rehash the entire first season of “Boardwalk Empire” with the Cleveland scandal.
I wonder just how long his ex-mistress/baby’s momma thought it would take before he let them visit the White House… Something about He..double hockey sticks and high water must have been uttered.
Only seem that former President Bill Clinton and his cigar loving…fetish has been able to gain admirers after the fall. But then again, Hillary might have been packing lead at the time.

Rays Renegade
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