The Butt of All Jokes
When it comes to teams I really wish I could get behind, it starts and ends with the Seattle Mariners. Yes, I admit: my heart really goes out to the city of Seattle and its long moribund baseball team. Since that magical 2001 season, things haven’t been too bright in the Emerald City.
They lost their NBA basketball team. Their football team is… well, it has had its ups and downs, (mostly downs). And the M’s… well, let’s just say that maybe Safeco Field would be better suited to host the Ichiro Show than an actual full nine every day.
In fact, Ichiro is to Kim Kardashian’s bum as the Mariners are to Kim as a whole. The bright spot in Kim’s persona is that beautiful backside, whereas Kim the person, is pretty much an embarrassment to human development. As soon as she opens her mouth and begins talking, it is instantly evident that no matter what she says, listening to her is a colossal waste of time, each word acting as an individual assassin of brain cells.
So I wish the Mariners good luck this season — like I always do — but I’m pretty sure any attention I pay them will, once again, revolve around the always entertaining Ichiro highlight reel.
And I’m totally okay with that.
So don’t hate me. ‘Cuz I’m right.
Peace,
Jeff
Red State Blue State
Oh. My god. Becky, look at that Ichiro! He’s so clutch. He’s like out there! He looks like one of those Gold Glove guys, girlfriend! ~ from the new Seattle hip hop hit Ichiro’s Got Bat
Kristen
http://blithescribe.mlblogs.com/
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA! Kristen! That was PERFECT!
–Jeff
Kim and Ichiro. Now I never thought I’d see those two names in a sentence together, let alone in a blog post. But you’ve done it!
http://www.janeheller.com/confessionsblog
They called the setting in “Oz” Emerald City as well. The Mariners have their share of…um…deviants.
You see where I’m heading here?
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Interesting post. Had me laughing. Keep up the great work!
Ron
http://strictlycubsbaseball.mlblogs.com/
Jane — I didn’t either… just… sorta happened
Prince — Mos def! You could write a book about it! What are ya waiting for?
Ron — Thanks, man! Will do! *Fist Bump*
–Jeff
I like the color of the first dress. And I am sick of the Kardashians. What were the Dodgers thinking when they had a billboard with them using last year’s Dodger slogan “This is my town” I rather see a banner with real Dodger fans. I am Ok with other celebrities that DO go to games.
Emma
http://crzblue.mlblogs.com
Emma — I’m all on board with Alyssa Milano too… even though she never writes me back
–Jeff
You know, it wasn’t that long ago that no woman in her right mind wanted a butt that big. Now they pay big money to get implants so they can have a Kardashian butt.
Now if only Sir Mix-a-lot would record Kristen’s version – too funny!
Sue
Rants, Raves, and Random Thoughts
Sue — I remember those days. They were awful! LOL
–Jeff