Y’Can’t Crush Dis
Two years ago, in order to quell our insatiable desire for all-things baseball prior to Opening Day, my woebegone and oft curt colleague (Mr. Allen Krause) and I decided to get our baseball fill through glorious song. Said gloriousness was achieved by lip-syncing “Crush” by David Archuleta.
It was da bomb.
And it played a major role in making RSBS a household MLBlog name.
Everything was perfect…
UNTIL…
Sony had the video blocked. About a year ago. They claimed we shouldn’t be able to post the material because it was not our music. We acknowledged that — DUH — but retorted that ours fell under parody law, that we made no claim that it was our song. We gave credit where it was due and only asked that our interpretation of Archuleta’s hit be given a chance to thrive, because other baseball beserkers would find it consoling during the antsy prelude to the long season.
Somehow, the baseball gods were appeased. And “Crush” is back online.*
For all of our dear readers — new, old, barely breathing — please, enjoy the show!
And don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.
Happy Friday!
Jeff
**Apparently, some folks outside the US may still have it blocked. So, uh… guess you better move to ‘Merica so you can see it.

Now if you could only convince the Network Gestapo at my job that the awesomeness of “Crush” cancels out any lost productivity on my part from watching it, all would be well in the world. But alas, it is blocked. Homestein beckons.
:^)
–Jonestein
Well, Jonestein, I can assure you that once it’s unblocked, you will notice that after 2 years I’m still better looking than Al.
–Jeff
Watching you guys play catch (or try to) is extremely entertaining.
-Virginia
http://southernbelle.mlblogs.com
Still love this video!!!
http://wrigleyregular.mlblogs.com/
I laugh my *** off every time I watch this. A true classic. I never knew who sung the song though…I always thought David Archuleta was just a character in iCarly…
–Mike
http://burrilltalksbaseball.mlblogs.com
Virginia — Try is the operative word there
Russel — Thanks, man!
Mike — HAHAHA! iCarly… let’s just leave it at that, eh? HAHAHA.
–Jeff
But did anyone ask you for larger pics of yourself in the interests of extra “promotion” after your song posting? And did said “anyone” lurk around the outskirts in a predatory manner before he was warned to step away?
Said “anyone” got the message if that helps.
It was a long time ago.
http://paullebowitz.com.previewyoursite.com/blog/?p=488
Good for you to fight for this! And win! The next time I’m blocked – and it’s happened many times – I’ll follow your example and contest my case.
http://www.janeheller.com/confessionsblog
This is awesome! Baseball deserves a love song. You guys really got your boy band jazz hands and angsty expressions down pat…oh, and now I don’t feel so bad about how rusty I was playing catch.
Kristen
http://blithescribe.mlblogs.com/
Prince — Oh, I remember all right
Jane — Yes, and we’re also available as representation if you like. Hehe.
Kristen — Glad we could be of service! Our sacrifice is your gain!
–Jeff