Giving Glenn a Hand

Glenn Beck crying.jpgMy heart is filled with sorrow knowing that Glenn Beck, the insane political entertainment leech that he is, will no longer be employed by the fear-mongering moguls at Fox News.  That’s right, dear readers.  I, and a collective US America, am in mourning.  Please, let us grieve.

Unfortunately, this mutual divorce means no more frog murdering on live television.  It means no more psychotic temper tantrums directed towards reason.  And yes, sadly, my friends, It means no more *oligarhy*.

But never fear!  Glenn Beck is the Washington Nationals of politics!  He may be an embarrassment to the establishment, but damn does he make things interesting every once in a while!

In fact, rumor has it, he might even start his own television network

And just in case he might need some help, the RSBS interns and I got right to work on finding the most appropriate network name.  Here’s a short list of what we came up with:

FoSN – The Full of S*** Network

NOGWN - The No One’s Gonna Watch Network

FBC – The Fail Broadcasting Corporation


Can’t wait to see what Mr. Beck finds the most appropriate… though early signs point to NOGWN, mostly ‘cuz I like how it sounds when you try to say it: “Nahg-wahn”.

Hate me.  I don’t care.  Just don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.

Peace,

Jeff

4 Comments

Father Coughlin, Joe McCarthy, Glenn Beck. These nuts can burn bright for a while, but it usually doesn’t take too long before they burn out. Unfortunately, the damage they do takes even longer to overcome.
http://wrigleyregular.mlblogs.com/

Father Coughlin, Joe McCarthy, Glenn Beck. These nuts can burn bright for a while, but it usually doesn’t take too long before they burn out. Unfortunately, the damage they do takes even longer to overcome.
http://wrigleyregular.mlblogs.com/

Here’s all you need to know about the overt creepiness of Glenn Beck: http://twitpic.com/4151yj
http://paullebowitz.com.previewyoursite.com/blog/?p=860

I had a recent conversation with some acquaintances on this topic and it’s all coming together. Glenn Beck, Drudge and FOX are all part of a second wave of Yellow Journalism. We often forget how a simple phrase, “Remember the Maine,” have echoed in various ways through the mouths of Limbaugh, Beck and so forth.

So, I guess Beck will be finding a US warship with a torpedo coming at it…

- Randy
http://heirloom.mlblogs.com

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