Three Up, Three Down

Jesus saved Josh Hamilton.jpgJESUSY JOSHY!

First he tried to score from third when no one was lookin’… then he slid head first and broke his arm… then he was… out.  THEN he blamed third base coach Dave Anderson for the boneheadedly aggressive move (not my fault, duh)… and THEN he later apologized to Dave Anderson for blaming him for the boneheadedly aggressive move. 

*SARCASM ALERT, SARCASM ALERT*

Considering the overwhelming, undeniable, empirical evidence in this case… I am glad to report that Jesus of Nazareth was soley responsible for Joshy’s change of heart, just as he was responsible for Joshy gettin’ some buttery nipple action at da club a while back.

HOLLA!

BERKMAN FOR MVP!

Berkman smiling.jpgThe 2011 season is well under way and… SURPRISE!!!… that’s Lance Berkman posing at the Cardinals best player!

Hey folks, he may be weird lookin’ in a Redbird uni, but he’s the only one in the lineup who’s been solid from the get-go.  Go ahead, Albert… just go ahead and think about finding a deal somewhere else… we got number 12!

THE GO-GO-HOME WHITE SOX!

Ozzie Guillen sure is giving Timothy Geithner a run for his money (wink, wink) in the sour face department.  Heck, I’d be angry too if my son’s name was Oney (good grief is that really his name???)… I’d also be angry if my team scored runs like crazy, only to see them erased in the latter innings of an otherwise locked-down ballgame when the bullpen wheels start fallin’ off (see Chris Sale, Matt Thornton, etc.).

Can’t believe I’m sayin’ this, but, I sorta miss big boy Bobby Jenks.  At least with Jenks you’d at least see some emotion when he blew the game. 

Hangin’ the head and walkin’ off is a bit too pedestrian for my liking.

disaster zone.jpg
Happy Friday!

Jeff

6 Comments

Thanks, Jeff, that first pic is going to give me nightmares. I think its most disturbing aspect is that I feel like I have a direct view into his sinuses through that strange snout-like nose. Eeww.
Sue
http://rrrt.mlblogs.com

Ozzie Guillen is Buster Olney’s dad?
http://paullebowitz.com.previewyoursite.com/blog/?p=927

Sue — That’s actually Allen. In case you were wondering ;-)
–Jeff

I’m with Sue on the nostrils/sinuses. LOL. Very happy for Lance Berkman that he’s having a good year so far. Seemed like a nice guy during his short stint as a Yankee.

http://www.janeheller.com/confessionsblog

I’m with Sue on the nostrils/sinuses. LOL. Very happy for Lance Berkman that he’s having a good year so far. Seemed like a nice guy during his short stint as a Yankee.

http://www.janeheller.com/confessionsblog

I’m not sure what’s scarier, that photo or the thought of where you had to go in the internet to find it…
Yeah, Josh was a big whiney brat about this whole thing, apology or not. I mean, if he had all the time he said he had to sit there and think “this is a bad idea” maybe he could have used that time to slide properly instead. I’m just sayin’.
Kristen
http://blithescribe.mlblogs.com/

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