Setting the Mahmud
RSBS Special Correspondent and Podcast miscreant, Mr. Johanna Mahmud reports:
Quips a la Johanna
Went 3 for 3 last night. Scored 1 run, had 2 assists and no errors. I’m a goddamn kickball savant.
Alien invasion or zombie apocalypse?
I think Arnold impregnated a wildebeest. Between him and Dominique Strauss-Kahn, its been a bad week for the help.
Great morning! Had a light jog and did some tranny hooker window shopping!
After living on scurvy and rum, how are most Pirates’ hand/eye coordination? Can they play Mario Cart?
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–Johanna Mahmud

How is there NOT Major League Kickball?!?!
–Mike
http://burrilltalksbaseball.mlblogs.com
I love Johanna’s ever evolving title – like the Animaniacs closing credits back in the day. Tranny Hooker Window Shopping? Well, it’s nice to hear that some stores have remained in business through the recession. Oh, and pirates have no problem racking up high Mario Kart scores with scurvey and rum, it’s the hooks and eye patches that cause all the issues.
– Kristen