Have You Seen This Man?

Subject: Johanna Mahmud

Age: Unknown

Occupation: Trombonist, Rockstar, RSBS Writer/Collaborator

Last seen doing odd things to Bernie Brewer, Mr. Mahmud is rumored to be considering a legal separation from his beloved Cubbies.  In fact, the Cubs faithful fear they may have lost one of their more ornery contemporaries to the luxuries of… not being a Cubs fan.

“Look at these people,” he said, staring at a sea of Brewers fans, “these people… they’re… happy.”

If you have any information as to the whereabouts of Mr. Mahmud, please inform RSBS officials, or, at the very least, kindly notify Ronnie Woo Woo, who desperately wants his sequined Sandberg Cubbie thong back.

5 Comments

That is one happy looking man. You may never hear from Mr. Mahmud again…other than the anonymous postcard you might receive, blank except for a stamp and a postmark from the town where he crossed the border headed for Zihuatanejo…er…I mean Milwaukee.
— Kristen

but, “They – Are- Happy” Bernie Brewer? ewwww!
—Mark Gauthier
http://cubden.mlblogs.com/

Kristen — He’ll be back. I’m the guy who can “get things” for him ;-)
Mark — I think they’re happy. They seemed happy last night.
–Jeff

Hmm, they are looking a bit cozy. Have you checked the cheap motels in the vicinity?? ;-)
Sue
http://rrrt.mlblogs.com

Sue — No, but that’s a great idea! I’m on it!
–Jeff

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