The Filibuster

Dontrelle Willis AND Chien-Ming Wang pitching this weekend?  Why not Mark Prior and Pedro Martinez too?

Jake
Columbia, MO
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This has been a strange week, Jake.  After six months of slugging it out in Libya, Tripoli fell within just a couple days.  Presidential candidates continue to eat corndogs apparently not realizing how that picture is going to turn out later.  Even the earth experienced a state of upheaval as the east coast barely made it through the great quake of 2011.  So why not Dontrelle Willis and Chien-Ming Wang?  Why not Prior and Wood dosey-doeing at Wrigley?  Heck, why not zombie Mark Fidrych going pitch-for-pitch with bionic Jim Bunning newly hyped up on dead baby power shakes?

I know what you’re thinking right now.  And no, I don’t have any “proof” that a zombie can get past his love of brains in order to pitch a baseball.  But I do know that a week that sees Washington DC get hit by both an earthquake and a hurricane is a week in which anything is possible.

My suggestion is that instead of focusing on zombies, baby shakes and improbable pitching returns, we turn our attention to the more important things in life.  Like, what’s up with the human-kangaroo hybrids currently drenching unsuspecting pedestrians?

-A

**Have a topic you want to see us Filibuster?  Want to know what Mr. Lung was doing the day the east coast started shaking?  Send us your Filibuster questions by emailing kraulung@gmail.com or by commenting below.

2 Comments

Hmmm…if the critics had problems with Jered Weaver’s short stint as a head hunter, just imagine all the griping that would ensue if zombie pitchers took the mound. It’s all fun and games until someone actually spills braaaaa-iiiiiii-ns.
– Kristen

I’ve heard rumours that 8/23/11 was an inside job. Obama knew that chair was going to be hit by an earthquake.

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