Top 10 Ways I Avoided the Pujols Press Conference

10.  Beer

9.  Acetone

8.  Subjected Myself to Amy Grant’s Greatest Hits

7.  More Beer

6.  Whisky

5.  NBA Network

4.  Dissected a Battery, Smoked What I Found, Had a Conversation with a Fern

3. Murder (Not Telling… HINT: Involved a Smurf)

2.  Boilermaker

1.  This Video… Over and Over and Over Again…

Don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.




Hey, I’m sure that smurf had it coming and, as house plants go, ferns are known for being good listeners, but Amy Grant’s Greatest Hits, Jeff? That’s some serious self-harm there. I wasn’t going to say anything, but maybe it’s time you looked for some outside help. Bars, for example, are usually found outside one’s home and not generally known for playing Amy Grant…and occasionally they contain ferns, so there you go.
— Kristen

Bars schmars! They cannot contain my sadness! Amy Grant? Well, okay, no excuse for that. My bad😉

You could have watched replays of the GOP debates. That would have been right up there with Amy Grant’s Greatest Hits.

I feel for you Jeff. It was not a good for us Dodger fans either. At the same time that that announcement was made, we heard about our first baseman James Loney was accused of spitting at a
cop after being arrested over his part in a multiple-car accident. No bueno.

Jane, that’s sounds like a rip-roarin’ laugh-fest! Good call! And Emma, I’d rather one of my guys spit on a cop than lose Albert forever. Just sayin.

I know but I also skipped the conference. Two teams I did not want Pujols to go to, Giants and Angels. Oh well..

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in: Logo

You are commenting using your account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

%d bloggers like this: