Turning to a Life of Crime

via Deadspin

You probably won’t be too surprised to find out that this guy is a serial killer.  It’s not so much the grizzled facial hair or the weirdly screwed shut eye as it is the other eye that says, “I really wouldn’t mind eating your liver.”

via The Smoking Gun

With this guy, too, it doesn’t come as surprise that he’s doing some time.  After all, how are you supposed to find a legitimate job with a mug like that?  If he hadn’t turned to a life of crime, I don’t think there would have been all that many other options.

It’s a little more surprising when a guy with a beautiful wife, money coming out his ears and a baseball team does the same:

AP PHOTO/NICK UT via Grantland.com

But make no mistake, this man is just as much of a criminal as Crazy McEyeballs up there at the top.  The only difference is that the guy with the nice head of hair didn’t spend a day in prison and walked away with several million in cash for his crimes.

-A

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