Anaheim Albert ang I Are Juss Having Fung, Mang

The Twittersphere is a strange place.  It can be as welcoming as it is alienating, as terrifying as it is hilarious.  But just like anything else on the interwebs, it is what you make of it.

Over the years, I have fawned over several accounts in order to make SUPER-HAPPY-FUN TIME.  Coco Crisp’s was golden.  Barry Zito’s was embarrassing (before he blocked me from talking to him).  And I’ve probably cried more laughing at the hilarity of Fake Ned Yost than I have all the times I’ve watched Braveheart combined (stop judging me).

But these days there’s a new mang in town (somewhere along I-5 between Los Anaheim and Orange Angeles County).

BEHOLD: ANAHEIM ALBERT!

He waxes on performance:

Compares himself to others:

And provides sultry details to his odd albeit professional relationship with his agent Dan Lozano:

Extra mad points for that Scott Spiezio reference.  He’s another man whose heroics are shared by both Halos fans and Redbird Nation.

Speaking of Spiezio, where’s my scotch… and the strippers???  ALBERT!!!!

Hate me ‘cuz I made you L-O-L, just don’t hate me ‘cuz I’m right.

Peace,

Jeff

4 Comments

Funny stuff, Jeff. Twitter can be what you make of it, and it does give us some good entertainment!
–Mike

Pujols shirts for 1.99…….haha……classic!

~Russel http://wrigleyregular.mlblogs.com/

Too funny! And style points for the Spiezio reference. Anaheim Albert seems wise in the ways of his real life counterpart. Wonder if he has any thoughts on why he is swinging at everything in sight? Yikes!
— Kristen

Mike — Sometimes I make a mess out of it :-)
Russel — Cheaper now! 1.95!
Kristen — Maybe Pujols IS Spiezio. Stranger things have happened…
–Jeff

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