Major League Tool

Yeah, when the Yanks were in Arlington earlier this year, I noticed what a d!ckhead he was when playing right field...not once did he toss a ball up to some bratty fking kid in the stands...what an jerk!
--Jonestein
http://jonestein.mlblogs.com

Nick Swisher IS Party Boy!!!!
http://www.paullebowitz.com/

You do realize that by painting Nick Swisher as a callous, hard-partying, womanizing d-bag that you've made him even more attractive to female fans? That picture reeks of Natty Light and Axe body spray, and yet somehow I find him strangely appealing.
-Erin
http://plunking-gomez.blogspot.com

I can't believe this guy passes drug tests.

http://stonebutch99.mlblogs.com

Jonestein -- And you know Swish WAS that kid when he was little, with crusted cotton candy stains on his lovable cheeks.
Prince -- YES HE IS!!! WHOO HOO a la Jack^ss!
Erin -- Yep. That's pretty much how life works. I'm working on my beating up bookworm skillz.
Austin -- Who says he does?
--Jeff

You are SO jealous that he stank it up as a White Sock but has done a great job as a Yankee. Oh, well. At least you got Wilson Betemit.

- http://janeheller.mlblogs.com

That's a relief...I thought I was the only one who thought, "FRAT BOY-O-RAMA!" Him and his pal Joe Blanton both.
http://imbringingdiamondback.mlblogs.com

Jeff - First, Swisher is a piece of work. To put it mildly.
Second - gotta say "Congrats to the Cards!" That was a pretty sweet game. Bring on the playoffs!
Ginny
http://watercooler.mlblogs.com

ha love the title: Major league tool. Great job Cards!! Ha frat boy once = always a frat boy. Layin down the lines Jeff, new post up - Indians style

Ted
http://tribewithted.mlblogs.com/

Jane -- Nah. I don't mind that Swish is doin' well. Really, I don't. I just think he's a tool off the field, that's all. And oh yeah, I love me some Wilson Betemit... no one gets DFA'd like Wilson.
IBDB -- Nope, you're in good company with RSBS!
Ginny -- Thanks! It was sweet and we're all geared up in Cardinal Nation. We hope to put a hurtin' on those beasts from the AL East that knocked y'all out.
Ted -- Just remember that, Ted, when given the opportunity to become a frat boy. You will be destined for tooldom if you do.
--Jeff

You couldn't be more right...TOOL...very fitting since his fav show is Tim the Tool Man Taylor...
~peter
Outside the Phillies Looking In
http://devilabrit.mlblogs.com

Peter -- How'd you get this inside information? Who do you work for? Are you on special assignment from the British Government? LOL.
--Jeff

So Jeff what does that give him.. 2 tools? He's a 2 tool playa? Power and well... bein' a tool : )

Buz - http://buzblog.mlblogs.com/

Buz -- He's not even close to being a 5-tooler, so for now, 2-tool player it is! Good call!
--Jeff

I'll have to disagree with Erin - the picture & description do not make him "attractive" to this woman.

Julia
http://werbiefitz.mlblogs.com/

Julia -- Thou art a breath of fresh air.
--Jeff

Wow, comparing him to Tucker Max? That's pretty harsh... for Tucker Max at least.
Emily
http://deconstructingthoughts.mlblogs.com/

Yeah, I completely agree! He looks like a winner;P
http://clevelandbaseball.mlblogs.com

Emily -- I'm sure everyone feels real sorry for Tucker too :-P He's the King of the Tools.
09indians -- Touche.
--Jeff

Tsk tsk tsk, Jeff. Don't hate the playa, hate the game. ;)

- Lisa
http://perennialpinstriper.mlblogs.com/

I know, I know, Lisa... not generally my style but in this case... I had to hate on it. It won't happen again (for a few minutes).
--Jeff

Jeffy, this is the first time I WILL hate you.. but only because you've become the hatuuuh, lol.. Swish is the man!.. =P
- V [http://flairforthedramatic.mlblogs.com]

I figured you'd say something like that, V, if you saw it. LOL. It's cool though. It had to be done.
--Jeff

Jeff is a ****** loser!