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Kenny Powers, Speaking Truth to Power

The unofficial start of the baseball season is fast approaching and that can mean only one thing.  It’s almost time for season three of Eastbound & Down!

For those of you who have not yet succumbed to that lovable scamp, Kenny Powers, you owe it to yourself to check him out.  And if you’ve checked him out previously and didn’t care for his blatant racism, misogyny and general ignorance, well, you probably have a good point.  But me, I can’t wait for Kenny to get back on the field.

See, Kenny Powers isn’t like the rest of us.  I could try to explain but I think it’s better to just let him do it in his own words: “…From one Gifted Young Athlete to another: don’t kill yourself trying to make sense of all the madness…It’s not our fault we’re awesome, playboy. It’s Jesus’s.”

-A

Splendor in the Grass

panty_dropper.jpgDespite the month and a half wait, I have been getting more and more excited about the inevitable clash when Kenny Powers runs into our neighbors to the south.  But beyond the promise of imminent racist hyjinks, it turns out that Eastbound and Down is the gift that just keeps giving.

For instance, where else could you win yourself a free jet ski?  I’m pretty sure it doesn’t come with a half naked blond but if you have yourself a jet ski, I’m also pretty sure that it won’t be too hard to come up with a half naked blond soon thereafter. 

But even if you don’t win the contest and even if the blonds are sorely lacking in your life, there’s still plenty to look forward to.  While I was leafing through Esquire the other day I came across Ana de la Reguera who will apparently play a key role in season 2.  If that name doesn’t get you fired up, maybe this video will help:

http://c.brightcove.com/services/viewer/federated_f9/4250084001?isVid=1

Yeah.  If you need more, here’s the article.

Happy Saturday!

-A

You’re F@#king Out!

kenny_powers.jpgAs a baseball fan, I also enjoy fictitious treatments of the subject.  Although I somehow never saw The Natural until a couple years ago, I still got a lump in my throat when Roy Hobbs hammered the ball into the lights at the end.  Kevin Costner may have gotten lost way out in left field when he made The Postman but Field of Dreams and Bull Durham almost make up for it.

The only real problem is that I can’t really identify with those guys.  Sure, Field of Dreams is set in the heartland, not so far from where I grew up.  But the chances of me ever owning a farm are pretty slim and there’s quite a bit of difference between that big house and my little apartment.

I guess that if I had to choose one character from a baseball story with whom I most identify, it would be someone a little more vulgar, someone who’s on the edge and sometimes goes over.  There’s only one character I can think of who fits this description: Kenny Powers.

So, you can imagine how excited I was to see this:

The first season of Eastbound and Down was beyond hilarious and rumor has it that the second season will find Kenny making his way through the Mexican baseball leagues.  The possibilities for wildly inappropriate racial and spicy food based humor are simply staggering.  Remember, this is the guy who says, “Sure, I’ve been called a xenophobe, but the truth is I’m not. I honestly
just feel that America is the best country and all the other countries
aren’t as good. That used to be called ‘patriotism’.”

September can’t get here soon enough.

-A

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